Real Estate Used to be Funny

Back in the day…

In the early days of Real Estate, it was a fun experience working with and against other Realtors to get the best deal for my clients, while also doing the right thing because it was right.

Yes, it was hard, but sometimes dirty work! By dirty, I mean convincing a guy to get down on the dirty ground, sometimes in mud, and crawl under a post-and-block foundation with an Ice Pick to poke the beams, checking for dry rot. Not many people knew this, but I carried one in my fanny pack, not for protection, but for that purpose.

Most of the time, agents helped and cooperated with each other to close deals that were good for both parties.

But, not always!

My client, a new Pastor at a local church, inquired about a nice house for sale through a Big Shot Realtor who looked down on all Realtors, especially Women Realtors. He said the congregation gave him $10K as an incentive to move to Phoenix. I took him to the bank, and he told the loan officer that his down payment was a gift.

When I presented the contract of 5K less than the selling price, I attached the  $10K check to the offer. No matter the arguments the Agent presented, the seller was mesmerized by the check and the fact that my client was a preacher. They accepted the offer. To say he was mad at me would be an understatement!

A couple of weeks later, at an MLS meeting, when he glared at me, I casually told him that the check bounced at the first deposit,  but cleared the second time.

Some of the Big Time Brokers were so nasty to us lowly agents that we loved putting something over on them. For instance, when you sign on to an agency, all your listings and sales belong to that Broker! If or when you leave for greener pastures, they are all left behind. Soooo… When you leave, all sales have to be closed, and you never leave a listing behind. It requires a bit of juggling, but I did it several times.  My mamma didn’t raise no fools!

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Hope your day is filled with fun and love. See you next time…

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Biography Creating worlds, characters, and wielding power like a madwoman, making my characters happy, sad, angry, and some of them with no redeeming qualities. I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I sometimes laugh out loud when I am writing a scene, and I have been known to cry when one of my favorites has to die. I am a left-handed Gemini, what do you expect? Reading bedtime stories to my two children until they fell asleep or until they just told me to go away, was fun. Making up wild stories for my grandchild, and creating Halloween costumes from Cowboys to a Dragon, was another favorite thing to do. I missed that so much when they were grown, that I started writing. My yearly newsletters frequently were drafted third-person by my Love Birds, Miranda our motorhome, and by Sir Fit the White Knight, our faithful Honda. Throughout the years, some of my creative talents centered around writing letters of complaint expressing my displeasure with services or products. One crucial, at least to my Son, was a note to our local school bus driver petitioning her to allow him back on the bus. He was kicked off for making an obscene gesture at his buddy. I reminded her that it was not directed at her, and that “obscenity can be in the eye of the beholder,” kids use that gesture as a greeting. He rode the bus until he graduated. I loved driving my English teacher crazy. Leaving a “continued next week” at the end of my five handwritten pages required each week. He was one of many people that suggested I “do something about my writing.” I graduated from the School of Hard Knocks at the top of my class. After 30 years, in the trenches as a Real Estate Professional, I have found that truth is stranger than fiction. My books are filled with characters I met in that profession. Their names were changed to protect the guilty. Others were from people we met traveling around the country in Miranda, our Motorhome. I am married nearly 60 years to the love of my life, Shirl, and partner-produced two exceptionally talented children, and one grandchild who is our pride and joy.

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