Brenda for President!

Wouldn’t it be a surprise to have an adult human being of sound mind and body working for YOU AND ME and not for himself?

How many times, enjoying your morning coffee or tea, have you wondered, “WTF is going on in Washington?”

I didn’t vote for that fake gold, grifter! I wanted a person who actually gives a damn about this former Wonderful Country that gave a damn about EVERYONE, not just helping millionaires become trillionaires.

I promise to effectively execute the duties of the Office, even though I have such a low bar to jump over.

Here is my platform:

1. I am really easy to get along with, as long as you do exactly what I tell you to do.
2. I am a post-menopausal redhead, who happens to be a left-handed Gemini, which should tell you:” Mess with me at your own risk.”
3. Many of my appointments will be of the feminine persuasion, who believe in quality in regard to sex, education, origin of birth, and religion.
4. My one and only first Gentleman will be my husband of 64 years. There will be no dalliances by either of us!
5. I will need to read from a BIG FONT teleprompter! We wouldn’t want me to follow in the ruins of many former nitwits, and unless you have been living under a rock, you know who those fools are.
6. Let’s talk about age! I admit I am not a spring chicken, but I can still walk and chew gum.
7. We have no desire to create a dictatorship! My children, who are Senior Citizens, will only follow me if I am making Pizza.
8. I don’t come from a long-standing political family, and don’t have any worms in any part of my body. Isn’t there Worm Medicine for worms in dogs?
9. I won’t be redecorating or dismantling any part of the White House, if there is anything still standing. And all the fake gold will disappear, like magic!
10. We won’t need to redecorate the presidential living quarters; they used to look pretty damned lovely compared to the homes of most Senior Citizens.
11. We won’t need new China: what is in the cupboards hasn’t been used much. Most of the dinners were served from cardboard boxes.
12. Anyone who contributes huge donations might be allowed to sleep in one of the state rooms, but alone.
13. I will accept ALL of the PAC money, upon signing my little agreement that says “Sorry sucker, I am the screwer, and you are the screwee!
14. I expect to be a one-term President! I am old, but not stupid. Refer to #15.
15.  The tax levied on the Millionaires, Billionaires, and Trillionaires, there will be enough money to raise the minimum wage to $25.00 an hour, not that sissy $15.00.
16. No worries, they will pay the same percentage that middle-class Americans have paid for years. Medicare and Social Security will be safe forever.
17. Sorry, college graduates! You will have to pay for college. But the interest will be low and applied ONCE to the balance, AND the amount you pay each year will be a deduction on your taxes. No more amortization like a home loan!
18. All the laws designed to protect the environment that were reversed under “the previous Administration will be reinstated. Yay! Clean water, air, and undisturbed land.
19. There will be thousands of steel beams for sale! Or we could build many new schools! We need compassion for those who flee injustice, AND if we mind our own business, we will have fewer people clamoring or sneaking into our country illegally.
20. There will be NO bailouts for corporations or banks that get into trouble due to risky speculation. You are on your own! Just like your depositors have been in the past, that made you rich. No more Golden Parachutes from the taxpayers’ dime!
21. If I missed anything, feel free to express them on my website www.brendacolbathbooks.com where more than 20 Murder Mystery, YA series of 9 books, and a series of 4 Children’s books are waiting for avid readers. Just for the fun of it, here is a list of them. If I missed anything, feel free to express them on my website