Restroom Upgrade?

Can I go pee, please?

I would like to weigh in on the so-called Gender Bathroom Controversy. I think it has been blown way out of proportion! Let’s get serious just for a minute, okay?  Does it really matter which bathroom a human being uses?  I don’t know about you, but when you gotta go, you gotta go! And any port in a storm will do!

After communicating with Spock (he is that logical alien), you know, with the pointed ears and extremely intelligent brain! We had a long, logical conversation about this and many other things I will talk about later. We came to the same conclusion, why is it any of your business where I or anyone else pees or poops! 

If you decide to use the women’s bathroom, you will find that there are no urinals! At least not yet! Suppose a man dressed as a woman goes into the “Ladies Rest Room to do his thing. In that case, he will quickly see that his usual mode of elimination, i.e., urinal, is not present.  If he is a reasonably intelligent human, depending on his urgency, he will do one of two things.  He will leave and search for a room that has the facilities that he desires.  Of course, he might have to endure the astonished stares of the manly men and possibly get tossed out on his ass. 

Or, being a girly girl, will use the stall just like other women.  Of course, he could pee in the sink, but most men are a little shy about whipping their tallywacker out in front of women.  Actually, I have been told that some manly men are shy about that around other men! Here’s a cheery thought!  How would you know how they are peeing?  Unless you are peeking over or under the stall, you would not know if they have a tallywacker or not. 

Men’s bathrooms usually have urinals and cubicles, unlike the ladies’ rooms, which have stalls, and never enough of them! There are the same number of stalls in the men’s and women’s rooms.  A woman dressed as a man doesn’t have the “equipment” to use the urinal; they will have to go into a stall.  You would not know if they have a tallywacker or not unless you are a  strange Duck and peek over or under the stall.

Personally, my dears, I don’t give a damn which one you use; as long as you wash your hands, don’t peek at me, and for heaven’s sakes, be so kind, and unlike at home, please put the damn seat down.

If the upshot of this is that more stalls will be built in the women’s bathrooms to accommodate transgender urinators!  I see that as a necessary innovation because the long lines waiting for a stall are infuriating, and in some cases, necessary or too late!  Are you aware that there is the same number of cubicles in men’s bathrooms as in women’s bathrooms?  As unfair as that is, more stalls in women’s bathrooms would be a good thing. 

Imagine a world where you do not have to explain to anyone where or how you do your business because it really is nobody’s business!

It would be wonderful if there were enough facilities so that oblivious men could stop complaining, “What took you so long?” to their wives when they don’t seem to, or try to understand that the women’s restrooms need to be upgraded to match the efficiency of the men’s restrooms!

This was written just for the fun of it! Don’t take offense, just laugh a little. We all need a laugh right now!

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Thanks for listening and will see you later…..