Thoughts and Other Absurdities

I’m waking up to a Sunny, possibly 104-degree day with a predicted heat advisory! We will probably have a windy breeze, sometimes as much as 18 to 25 miles an hour. Do we even need to talk about Global Warming? I thought so—next subject.

Let’s talk about “The Good Old Days!”

Back home, in Maine, living the rural lifestyle was fun as a child but not so much as an adult! As a kid, there were bar-b-ques, horseshoes (played with real horseshoes), Ice Fishing, and Skating on the frozen pond at night with old tires set on fire for light. We also skied with skis held on our feet with one strap over the foot and sticks for ski poles.

Our 15-acre farm with a 100-year-old house, a huge barn, and a chicken house was a blast for us kids—I suspect not so much for our parents.

It sounds like we had a carefree life, but the truth was a little different. The wood-burning cookstove had to be fed wood before it would give heat or food! And it was my job to have potatoes cooked for dinner. It didn’t matter that the stove was stone-cold. I had to be stoked potatoes peeled and cooked ready for dinner when the folks arrived home from work.

I know what you are thinking, “How hard could that be?” I will share a short story with you about one of my adventures with that blasted stove!

When I arrived home, I searched the shed for kindling wood. I got it arranged with an old newspaper under the kindling, but it just wouldn’t start. I desperately searched and found some Kerosene, I thought! Unfortunately, it was Gasoline. You may not know this, but Gasoline does not ignite easily, so being the brilliant kid, I put my face close to the opening and blew on the small spark. That did the trick much better than I knew. I burned my face and most of my hair around my face.

I ran out to the well and, priming it, pumped water to cool my skin, and by the time my parents arrived, my face was cooler but still burnt. Later, I learned that it was the right thing to do and not to put butter on it as I was advised. I was lucky; I didn’t blister, and eventually, the hair grew back.

Life on the farm was a DIY (do it yourself) way of life.

I will save more farm life fun to share for later.

If you get bored and are looking for something to do, go to www.brendacolbathbooks.com and look at my books. You might find one that suits your fancy. They are available in eBook and paperback at Smashwords.com, Books2read.com, and Barnes & Noble. I had fun writing them, and many of the characters are from real life; of course, I changed the names to protect the guilty!

I hope you had a fun, safe Labor Day and are looking forward to a fun, safe Halloween.

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Biography Creating worlds, characters, and wielding power like a madwoman, making my characters happy, sad, angry, and some of them with no redeeming qualities. I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I sometimes laugh out loud when I am writing a scene, and I have been known to cry when one of my favorites has to die. I am a left-handed Gemini, what do you expect? Reading bedtime stories to my two children until they fell asleep or until they just told me to go away, was fun. Making up wild stories for my grandchild, and creating Halloween costumes from Cowboys to a Dragon, was another favorite thing to do. I missed that so much when they were grown, that I started writing. My yearly newsletters frequently were drafted third-person by my Love Birds, Miranda our motorhome, and by Sir Fit the White Knight, our faithful Honda. Throughout the years, some of my creative talents centered around writing letters of complaint expressing my displeasure with services or products. One crucial, at least to my Son, was a note to our local school bus driver petitioning her to allow him back on the bus. He was kicked off for making an obscene gesture at his buddy. I reminded her that it was not directed at her, and that “obscenity can be in the eye of the beholder,” kids use that gesture as a greeting. He rode the bus until he graduated. I loved driving my English teacher crazy. Leaving a “continued next week” at the end of my five handwritten pages required each week. He was one of many people that suggested I “do something about my writing.” I graduated from the School of Hard Knocks at the top of my class. After 30 years, in the trenches as a Real Estate Professional, I have found that truth is stranger than fiction. My books are filled with characters I met in that profession. Their names were changed to protect the guilty. Others were from people we met traveling around the country in Miranda, our Motorhome. I am married nearly 60 years to the love of my life, Shirl, and partner-produced two exceptionally talented children, and one grandchild who is our pride and joy.

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