Some words of wisdom to help you get through your day!
“Never miss a good chance to shut-up!”
“Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement”
“Lettin’ the cat otta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.”
This one refers to politicians, I think. You tell me if it fits.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.” The moral:
“When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut!”
This one kinda relates to the above.
“If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there!”
Have a great day and laugh a little, even if it is at yourself.